Human Dog (me): Charlotte your looking very alert today.
Charlotte: Yez. Mez listen fur da catz.
Human Dog: Mamacita?
Charlotte: Da catz all dem....day allz bez verra badz
Human Dog: Hmmm...I see. Kittens are cute, surely you don't mind them.
Charlotte: ALL catz day bez badz
Human Dog: But Mamacita you like her. You've always gotten along.
Charlotte: I did not noz dat zee bez a catz
Human Dog: She is a cat. But a good cat.
Charlotte: No zuch ting az a goodz catz
Human Dog: Okay well were getting off track. What do you think about all this snow?
Charlotte: Catz trackz r verra eazy to followz
Human Dog: Ummm....I meant about the snow.
Charlotte: Catz tracks r verra eazy to followz in der znow
Human Dog: Okay well it's been really nice talking to you today...I can see that you have to much on your mind for rational conversation.
Charlotte: Yez...letz goez.
Human Dog: Go where?
Charlotte: Tooz der barnz...for da gettingz of da catz.
Human Dog: I think not.
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Can you guess what my life it like right now? Two JRT's. 500 Sq Ft house. Two feet of snow. Sub Zero weather.
26 comments:
This was tooooo funny - why can't I come up with clever ideas like this?
Well Neas...trust me....these dogs are driving mez c r a z y. This post is proof of that.
Aww....I think deep down he really likes da catz! LOL! Cute post! I did one on my kitty today.
So Funny! I can imagine how it is. It is snowing a bit here but we only have a dusting.
I'm thinkin you might have to go out to the barn just for your sanity.
Our riding instructer has 3 JR and they really like to chase the barn cats. Somtimes they get them though.
Shellmo....I wish that deep down she liked catz...but alas...no. Emphatically.
Sarah...I'm thinking of putting the JRT's in the barn and the horse in the house with me. And yes....the catching of the cats never ends well. JRT's as a pack...more fearsome then wolves. And lets not even talk about JRTs vs Chinkinz. (we will leave that for another day)
LOL. Are you gettin' a little stir crazy? Would never had thunk it!
That was very cute and clever. You speak dog very well. And what a cute dog too!
Linda
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I love the picture of your JFT. My brother has a JRT, it is 16 and just started to slow done.
So funny!! A little cabin fever must be going on, I imagine! If Sophie is cooped up for even one day, she goes out of her mind!! :) JR's are just the cutest! :)
I understand, we go through that here when it is way below zero. We play ball in the kitchen, and keep away, and hide and seek. Anything that will keep us all sane:)
Very funny! Guess it's a lot of fun chasing cats...
Very droll! A one track mind. I'll send you some of our no-snow influence.
Good luck Tami...it's going to be hard to keep a Jack from bordom on these snowy winter days...Good thing Daisy Lu is part Lap Dog!!!
oh you have my sympathies for sure with those cold temps and your JRTs full of energy I would imagine!
thanks for commenting on Koda's/my blog; we got you in the running for the gift card from Starbucks; tonight is the drawing
do tell Charlotte that Koda is so not fond of cats but......a cat, sent by God (no joke, I truly believe this).....saved his life yesterday when he was being attacked by a boxer. we have new appreciation for cats (well I do, not sure about Koda)
hope it warms up soon there and your dogs can frolic around outside and run off some of their energy
betty
My dogs love to chase the catz and are very (verra) disappointed they cannot eat them, but them's da rules around here! thanks for the laugh (from a fellow cabin fever sufferer).
Oh now that was just so cute... I love it... I couldn't help giggling through the whole thing.. teehee...
Lol at that, very good! MH
We certainly enjoyed our visit here...
We don't have cats, but we hate "dem bigo ratz w/ bushy tails".
Mom callz em "squirts" or something like that!!!
Wrooo, wrooo,
Zack, Sas, and Bud
UPDATE: 41 degrees tomorrow. I think a half a day at work is in order so the girls can go on a loooong hike.
Hello to MH, Ms K, Andrea, and A Corgi! I will be by your sites for a visit shortly.
Ms K ..... zquirtz are equally troubling to JRTz!
Tami...
Letting the dogs lick the plates is absolutely essential. Makes clean-up so much easier...
OH LORDY! You need rescued! You need to get them little sleds, train them to sit in them and pull them around. OR you sit in the sled 2 JRT's? they would pull you around!! That is equal to 10 horses!! hahaaha.
Lulu....I'm glad you agree...if not if you were ever in New Wilmington and stopped for a visit I would have to feed you off paper plates.
TW...That visual about made me pee my pants as I was walking to work today. And yes....I they would have the determination to pull me around.
Just checking in to see if everything is okay. You haven't posted in a while, and I miss you!
What is up with Jack Russells and Corgis and their fascinations with cats? It's a constant source of entertainment for Ruby.
I'm sick of winter wonderland pictures. I'm sick of winter in general. How about some springlike weather already?
DVM....I hear ya girl. Trust me when I say the faster that these dogs get a 3 hour hike the better for all of us.
Neas....I'm okay....just w/out a internet connection for a couple days.
What a cute pup!!! I'm glad someone else's dog talks!
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